Bruno and I were making good money for a while, but then the ringleader insisted I add chainsaws to the juggling act. We were just getting by on one salary, and then PETA put Bruno out of work in an effort to ‘help’ him. Do you know how hard it is to get a regular job as a bear who prefers to wear women’s clothing? Anyway, can you spare a couple bucks? What!? I give you my whole fucking life story and you’re gonna walk away? If I had just one good foot I’d chase you down and kick your ass!
Photo from a private sale.