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Alien pod

Oh sure, you say. It’s just a harmless lettuce vase, you say. That’s how the alien facehugger gets you. Photo by Grasons.

Not-so-nice marmot

Amateur taxidermy is always good for nightmare fuel. This ferret or stoat or other mustelid is a bit tatty. But check out this glorious raptor.

Gator

No frightening dolls this week, so… surprise gator.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Aw, isn’t that swell? A senior Teke gives a freshman pledge the very paddle he used to paddle him. Photo by Cordelia.

Frightening Box

Sorry for two cursed items in a row, but if you buy this box, you get everything inside it, including the metaphysical curse that comes… Read More »Frightening Box

Monkey Mask

Too late. You’ve seen it. More importantly, it has seen you. Photo by Grasons.

Moog Star Wars

I knew about the Meco Star Wars, but somehow I had never encountered this one before, with John Williams moogified by the Electric Moog Orchestra,… Read More »Moog Star Wars