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Gator

No frightening dolls this week, so… surprise gator.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Aw, isn’t that swell? A senior Teke gives a freshman pledge the very paddle he used to paddle him. Photo by Cordelia.

Frightening Box

Sorry for two cursed items in a row, but if you buy this box, you get everything inside it, including the metaphysical curse that comes… Read More »Frightening Box

Monkey Mask

Too late. You’ve seen it. More importantly, it has seen you. Photo by Grasons.

Moog Star Wars

I knew about the Meco Star Wars, but somehow I had never encountered this one before, with John Williams moogified by the Electric Moog Orchestra,… Read More »Moog Star Wars

This chair hurts my eyes

That pattern! Those colors! What’s worse is they had three of them. At least.

Ugly Clock

Photo by Monarch.

Rooster Lamp

There was a lot of country-kitsch in this place. It’s clearly a thing that some people like. I am not among them. But if you’re… Read More »Rooster Lamp