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Frightening Box

Sorry for two cursed items in a row, but if you buy this box, you get everything inside it, including the metaphysical curse that comes… Read More »Frightening Box

Monkey Mask

Too late. You’ve seen it. More importantly, it has seen you. Photo by Grasons.

Moog Star Wars

I knew about the Meco Star Wars, but somehow I had never encountered this one before, with John Williams moogified by the Electric Moog Orchestra,… Read More »Moog Star Wars

This chair hurts my eyes

That pattern! Those colors! What’s worse is they had three of them. At least.

Ugly Clock

Photo by Monarch.

Rooster Lamp

There was a lot of country-kitsch in this place. It’s clearly a thing that some people like. I am not among them. But if you’re… Read More »Rooster Lamp

Rose Globe Lamp

If you can’t say anything nice… Photo by Handle With Care

A week late

There’s no way I’m storing that for 51 weeks, even if I wanted an Easter Tree. Photo by At Your Service