Four toothed baby psycho creepydoll
Is that his latest victim in the background? Photo by Park Place.
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Native clown
Some people collect Native American art. Some people collect clown art. And then there’s this. Photo by JNJ.
Not fishface, I said fish vase
Perfect for displaying your anemones! Get it? Anemones are flowers, but also a sea anemone. Because the fish. Ocean. God this thing’s ugly. Photo by… Read More »Not fishface, I said fish vase
Collected Feghoots
Feghoots were short science fiction stories whose only purpose in life was to end in a terrible terrible pun. This collection is from the Paradox… Read More »Collected Feghoots
Mangy Cymbal Monkey
Photo by Grasons.
Um
Some statues need additional support because the figure might be too fragile otherwise. But you should probably avoid making it look like the figure is… Read More »Um
Alien pod
Oh sure, you say. It’s just a harmless lettuce vase, you say. That’s how the alien facehugger gets you. Photo by Grasons.
3 horrible couches
I know I may be more sensitive to patterns than your average estate sailor. Plaids are definitely not my thing. But please reassure me that… Read More »3 horrible couches
Calibrate your creepydoll detector
63% – 26% – 38% – 117% Photos by Vintage Cousins.
Not-so-nice marmot
Amateur taxidermy is always good for nightmare fuel. This ferret or stoat or other mustelid is a bit tatty. But check out this glorious raptor.