Signed Traci Lords 8×10 “All My Lust”

Ah, California in the 1980s… Where a girl from Redondo Beach could become the “Princess of Porn“, all before she turns 18. I was shocked to notice this item at the estate sale was dated December 1985, which implies she was 17 when she signed it. I’ve been repulsed at plenty of reverent collections of Nazi regalia at estate sales, but this was something else entirely. So I’m not taking any chances here. I do not want to explain the difference between a risqué glamour shot and 10 years in prison to someone from law enforcement. I did not buy it. I did not go to the sale. I do not have the photo. I do not have the estate sale photo of the photo. I feel sure the estate sale agent had no idea, so he or she will remain anonymous.

Getting back to Ms Lords, she’s gone on to have a creditable acting and music career. Loved you in Cry-Baby. Mwah!